Dirty Adult Jokes: The New Square Dance (Poems)

Up With The Petticoat,

Down With The Pants.

In With The Pecker,

Everybody Dance.

Girls With Rags On,

Up Against The Walls.

Guys With A Hard On,

Promenade The Halls.

Girls Grab Your Partners

Firmly By The Balls.

Drag Him Down The

Length Of The Halls.

Make Him Holler,

Make Him Shout.

Put Your Pretty Ass

Up Against His Snout

First Lady Go

Second Lady Pass

Third Lady's Finger

Up The Fourth Guy's Ass

Finger Out

Promenade The Halls

Now Release The

Poor Guy's Balls

Then Down With The Petticoat

Up With The Pants

This Is The End Of

The New Square Dance!